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jay behrensJohn Cleese this week announced that the British issued a "revocation ofindependence." In so doing he advised the following about baseball:
You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an eventcalled the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders," which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards orhotdogs.
I've just reached Upper Lower Class. I am now officially a babe magnet for poor chicks.