How much the wife knows about your collection

[G1911]

I've found a card collection can be a really good tool to get you out of a relationship. Instead of having the crying and drama of dumping a girl I don't want to see anymore, I can just invite her over to look at my card collection and be lectured on how many "e"'s my T206 Magee has and that he also has a batting pose, and they come in several backs which sometimes have some small printing defects upon close examination of the cardboard, but one has to be careful because of the reprints, and the reprints smell different. After just one hour, she's running for the hills. Boom, problem solved.