Requiem For a Flip

[frankbmd]

I was working in my lab, last Wednesday night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my Monster from his slab, began to quip
And suddenly he destroyed his flip

He did the smash, he did the monster mash
The flip was trash, it was a forum smash
He told my stash, it caught on in a flash
They did the smash, they did the monster mash.

From the lab in New Jersey out in the East
where flip makers ordered green borders ceased
Then fools all came from their humble abodes
To give them a jolt from their electrodes.

They did the mash, they did the monster mash
The flip was trash, it was a forum smash
They told their stash, it caught on in a flash
They did the smash, they did the monster mash

Forum zombies were just having fun
The piling on had just begun
The guests included Woeffel,
Brockelman and the One

The scene was arockin’, all weekend long
Jerry, Dan and others begged for a song
Slab crackers everywhere started to arrive
Joining in the chorus with the “Flip-Kicker Five”

They played the smash, they played the monster mash
Their flips were trash. It was a forum bash
They played the mash, it had caught on in a flash
Their flips were trash, they did the monster mash

When out of his coffin, the foreman did arrive
Seemingly distraught by the “Flip-Kicker Five”
He opened his lid and uttered from his lips
“What ever happened to my Green Bordered Flips?”

So now they’re back, the flips with panache
Take out the trash, it was a forum smash
We told our stash, who caught on in a flash
No further bash, no further monster mash



Any similarity to the following clip is purely coincidental.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46GXQ2fTFzo