Baseball Quotes

[Deertick]

Originally Posted by earlywynnfan

I agree, anything Bob Uecker says makes me fall on the floor.

Nobody brought up the Krukker? "I'm not an athlete, Ma'am, I'm a baseball player."

Ken

John Kruk on how to improve baseball:

"No Mascots on the field. Shoot anything that looked like it escaped from Sesame Street."

John Kruk on whether he was in shape after being on the DL:

"To run a marathon? Hell,no. To play baseball? F**k yeah."

And don't forget Rickey:

“If they want to pay me like Mike Gallego, I’ll play like Gallego.” - Ricky Henderson