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Posted By: warshawlaw
Well, it is auction season again and catalogues filled with ridiculous descriptions of old cardboard are breaking the backs of mail carriers nationwide. I think we need an annual contest to see who can come up with the worst possible auction description, like the annual Hemingway write-alike contest. Entries will be judged on the degree to which they mimic actual auction house publications, including use of overblown similies, excessive strings of adjectives, run-on sentences and subtle misinformation. The winner receives...nothing, except the satisfaction of a job well done. The subject of our mythical auction is a 1977 Topps Oscar Gamble in PSA 4 vg-ex condition. Have at it! |
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Posted By: warshawlaw
Graded VG-EX 4 by PSA, one of just 432 examples in the Hobby at its tier with a mere 4,382 graded higher. Although encapsulated by PSA in a holder labeled “T206 Honus Wagner” we mention for accuracy’s sake that this is not in fact a Wagner and is tallied in the population report as a Gamble card. The insert cards issued in 1977 by Topps affectionately known as “1977 Topps” are among the most sought-after, beautiful and unique collectibles ever created. The illustration is printed on fragile chipboard, with an unforgiving white border that chips under the slightest pressure, yet clean corner wear is consistent with this fascinating piece’s grade that teeters ever so close the edge of excellent and the reverse carries only the most subtle hint of a product stain that is mentioned only for accuracy and which does not impinge upon the collectible’s sterling appeal. Crisp registration throughout the card front is present on this amazing Gamble commemorative that has survived in exemplary condition. The athlete’s name and team are featured in ripped-from-the-headlines bold print, with his position of honor stunningly framed in a mock pennant. How ironic indeed that the iconic image of Mr. Gamble would be emblazoned alongside a pennant given the Bronx Bombers’ success in attaining the same that very year. And what of the enigmatic Yankees outfielder? The intensity with which his passion for the game was ignited is clearly visible in the intent-filled vision of his face. Although by 1977 he had tempered the mushroom-cloud hairstyle for which he and Darnell Hillman were justly famous, he nevertheless retained sufficient hair to prop up his seemingly too-small hat in it, and when combined with Elvis side-burns so popular in the 1970's, his image is subtly evocative of the rare moment of calm before the ensuing storm that will greet his approach to the batter’s box in the spring training game against the Bombers’ AA farm team that is depicted on this gem. A superb, dull patina graces the front of this visually thrilling, one-of-432 specimen of this rarity, fabulous and unprecedented, and includes the especially protective wrinkled baggie inside the holder for which PSA is known and revered. Minimum Bid $500 |
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Posted By: chris bland
lol - thats gonna be hard to top! |
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Posted By: Bill Todd
Adam, |
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Posted By: Al Crisafulli
UNIQUE AND IMPOSSIBLY RARE 1977 TOPPS OSCAR GAMBLE WITH INCREDIBLE PROVENANCE |
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Posted By: jay behrens
I want the big hair Gamble when he was with Cleveland on his 1976 Topps card. Just think of the fun you can have with that |
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Posted By: Scot Reader
Hilarious. I have to give the nod to Al, even though his fine auction description neglected to mention that Gamble is arguably the second best professional athlete to ever have the nickname "The Big O" and is the only batter that pitchers threw at to see if the ball would stick in his hair. Scot |
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Posted By: joe brennan
Geez, Y'all have alot of time on your hands. Absolutely Hilarious!!! When I depart from this world in my will will be both of your names. I want who ever is left for my estate to consign my cards equally to both of you so you can write discriptions. I guarantee my heirs will become quite wealthy in your hands. joe |
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Posted By: JimB
Al, that was hilarious. Thank you. |
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Posted By: warshawlaw
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Posted By: Hal Lewis
Adam and Al made me laugh so hard that I almost choked!! |
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Posted By: Keith O'Leary
They're both great! I'll never be able to read those catalogs without thinking of Adam and Al now. Thanks for making my weekend U2. |
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Posted By: Steve M.
sure they aren't actual catalogue writers in disguise. |
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Posted By: Rob NYC
I'm not as eloquent, but I'll toss my hat into the ring. |
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Posted By: Max Weder
Rather than prose, auction descriptions could now assume poetic form. With (many) apologies to T.S. Eliot: |
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Posted By: Julie Vognar
anual Hemingway write-alike contest? That could keep me laughing all year... |
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Posted By: Anson
1977 Topps Oscar Gamble VG-Ex PSA 4 |
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