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[Shoeless Moe]

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[MK]

Originally Posted by Shoeless Moe

Interesting Trades Considered

Kosmo!

[Ladder7]

Interested in a big, fat, juicy van?

[Shoeless Moe]

The fantasy camp ended a few days early.

There was an incident.

I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth.

Yeah, I punched him and they took him to the hospital and then they
canceled the rest of the week.

Well, you know, we were playing a game and, you know, I was pitching,
and I was really throwing some smoke. And Joe Pepitone, he was up, and man that
guy, you know, he was crowding the plate.

Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate. So I
throw one, you know, inside, you know, a little chin music, put him right on his
pants. Cause I gotta intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well the next pitch,
he's right back in the same place. So, I had to plunk him.

Well, he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to the
mound. Next thing, both benches are cleared, you know? A brouhaha breaks out
between the guys in the camp, you know, and the old Yankee players, and as I'm
trying to get Moose Skowron off of one of my teammates, you know, somebody pulls
me from behind, you know, and I turned around and I popped him. I looked down,
and woah man, it's Mickey. I punched his lights out.

[mcgwirecom]

Yeah, well I saw Joe DiMaggio at Dinkys Doughnuts he was dunkin a crueller....see I even got a picture! Perfect concentration!

[Shoeless Moe]

You're right......And nothing diverts his attention. Like, I'm uh, you know, I-I, like I'm sitting in there, you know. And, uh, I start banging on the table, you know, to uh, so that he'll look up, you know, Like I'm sitting there you know and uh, *bang* (slams the table) You know, *bang* He wouldn't move.

So then I start doing these yelping noises. Like, *yip* (high pitched yelping noises) *yip*. No reaction because the guy is so focused, you see, he can just block out anything that's going on around him. See, that's how he played baseball. He dunks like he hits.


Well, then the waitress, she comes up and she tells me to shut up or they're gonna throw me out.