eBay Cannibalism Question

[JollyElm]

Okay, a question for those of you with, let's say, unconventionally exotic tastes.

I'm thinking of purchasing some of the pieces in this seller's inventory, so am I right in assuming that if I receive any of these 1963 cards without the delicious pieces of human flesh attached to them (and featured prominently in the auction photos), I will be able to return them for a full refund?? Of course, I'm pretty sure that if any of these meaty cardboard delights eclipse the $250 threshold, the authenticator will step in and make sure I rightfully get my money back if there's no tissue and bone in the mailer, right?

Any opinions? I just don't want to warm up the grill unless I know dinner is on the way.

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[brianp-beme]

I believe you will need to flesh out your argument in case the seller has a bone to pick with you about getting a full refund.

Brian

[irmsjags]

I tendon to agree.

[BobbyStrawberry]

I believe selling body parts is against eBay's ToS.

[gabrinus]

With a nice Chianti and some fava beans...Jerry

[hockeyhockey]

damned if you don't, dahmer if you do

[darwinbulldog]

Originally Posted by BobbyStrawberry

I believe selling body parts is against eBay's ToS.

Yes, I believe there was an early case where they shut down an auction of someone trying to sell his soul on the grounds that either souls aren't real (in which case it's fraud to sell something you don't have) or they are real (in which case the auction violates the terms against selling human parts).

[darwinbulldog]

Funny stuff. Let's give this guy a hand.