ROT/Net54 Alfabit for da Kids (Really Off Topic)

[frankbmd]

a is for da adrian who drowned in da pool
b is for da boynton who was eaten by da ghoul
c is for da chao with disease of da brain
d is for da dicktowle derailed on da train
e is for da ericp who was buried alive
f is for da frankbmd who was stabbed through da eye
g is for da gizmo who died in da womb
h is for da hangman who was sealed in da tomb

one by one we bite the dust
we kick the bucket and begin to rust
give up the ghost when your numbers up
we all fall down

ashes to ashes, bones to paste
you’ll wither away in your resting place
eternity in a wooden case
we all fall down

i is for da izzy who lost hes front brakes
j is for da jewish collector who was bitten by snakes
k is for da kreindler who was shot in da head
l is for da leon who bled and bled
m is for da matty who was burned to a crisp
n is for da nolemmings who was pummeled by fists
o is for da oooribay who lived life too fast
p is for da peterspaeth who swallowed some glass

one by one we bit the dust
we kick the bucket and begin to rust
give up the ghost when your numbers up
we all fall down

ashes to ashes, bones to paste
you’ll wither away in your resting place
eternity in a wooden case
we all fall down

q is for da quinnsryche who took da wrong trail
r is for da rgold who rotted in da jail
s is for da stache who was shot by da bow
t is for da tbob who froze in da snow
u is for da ullmandds who was trampled by hooves
v is for da voodoochild who fell off da roof
w is for da wazoo who was hit by da car
x is for da x2drich2000 who sunk in da tar
y is for da yanksfan who fell from da plane
z is for da zachS who simply went insane

one by one we bit the dust
we kick the bucket and begin to rust
give up the ghost when your numbers up
we all fall down

ashes to ashes, bones to paste
you’ll wither away in your resting place
eternity in a wooden case
we all fall down

A little bedtime story for your children
My apologies to those included
as well as to those excluded.

[Leon]

Nicely worded, Frank....I bled a bit today.

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[Econteachert205]

Edward Gorey illustrations to come?

[yanksfan09]

.....I better stay away from those planes I guess.
Apology accepted.

[Bocabirdman]

I would pen an appropriate limerick if only I could come up with a rhyme for "Frank Buck".

[ullmandds]

frank...thanks for the very painful sounding death!

[Sean1125]

If this post was from anyone but Frank I may think they were crazy

He even got himself in there!

[slidekellyslide]

I never make the cool threads.