Other great things about Minnesota . . .

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Posted By: Tom Lawrie 

1. The best tutors money can buy.

2. Free shoes.

3. Politically-astute governors

4. Genuine flying pteradactyls (sometimes mistaken for mosquitos)

5. Beer stays cold in your car 10 months a year.

6. Ferocious college mascots, striking fear in the hearts of Big 10 (or is it 11? - I forget with this new northern math) opponents.

7. Baseball Stadium that can double as a hot air balloon to escape the next sunami (oh wait, they're 4000 miles away from the nearest ocean, no need to fear sunamis).

8. Baseball stadium that can double as air bag for the next crash of a Russian space station.

9. Purple People Eater one day, Supreme Court justice the next.

10. At least it's not North Dakota.