It is not my fault

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Posted By: PASJD

I just trimmed a card and sold it as unaltered, but I was abused as a child. It is not my fault, it is my parents'. I just bashed PSA and Mastro and his outside stabilizing conservator and Dave ("thank you Robert") Bushing mercilessly, but it is not my fault, I had too much to drink. Blame the alcohol manufacturers, they got me hooked when they should have been looking after me. I just said some mean things to my wife and kids, but I had a rough day at the office, blame my employer who should have been monitoring me to make sure that didn't happen. I just overpaid hideously for an overgraded slabbed card and I want my money back, I didn't know what I was doing because I was upset about current events. Society made me do it. I am entitled to a refund. In the alternative, my blood sugar was too low from eating Twinkies so I was not in my right mind. Blame Hostess. Growing up I used to worship baseball players. Now I am a little jaded. Blame Pete Rose.