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Originally Posted by egri
I'd like to see them do that episode with Abbott and Costello guest starring.
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Costello: I understand they made you the production manager of this here whole new product line.
Abbott: Why not?
Costello: So you’re the production manager?
Abbott: I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, I'd like to know something about what you produce.
Abbott: Why sure I'll explain it to you. Well, let's see, we have uh nothing in the office, nothing in the warehouse, nothing anyone actually owns...
Costello: Are you the production manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You manage production?
Abbott: I sure do.
Costello: Then tell me what you produce.
Abbott: I say, we have nothing in the office, nothing in the warehouse, nothing anyone actually owns...
Costello: You’re the production manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You handle this product line?
Abbott: I'm telling you I do!
Costello: Well what do you make?
Abbott: Nothing.
Costello: Go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: I’m telling you nothing.
Costello: What you make.
Abbott: Nothing.
Costello: The product you produce.
Abbott: Nothing.
Costello: The product your line produces.
Abbott: It’s nothing!
Costello: You ain't tellin' me nothin' is the product?
Abbott: That's it!
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: What!
Costello: The product.
Abbott: Nothing.
Costello: That's what you make?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: I’m telling you, nothing!
Costello: Nothing?
Abbott: Yeah!
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me!
Abbott: Nothing.
Costello: What are you telling me nothing for?
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: What.
Costello: What you have in inventory.
Abbott: That's nothing.
Costello: Nothing is what you have?
Abbott: No, we sell something.
Costello: Well what is it?
Abbott: Nothing.
Costello: That's what I'm askin' you! What, do you sell nothing?
Abbott: Now wait a minute. Don’t...don’t accuse me of selling nothing, that would be fraud.
Costello: I'm not accusing you of fraud! I asked you a simple question. What’re you in charge of producing?
Abbott: Nothing.