Gentlemen, obviously you are a discriminating bunch, and I admire that. In fact it is for that very reason that I am approaching you with this keepsake that has been in my family for generations. Yes, it is none other than the very Saturn V rocket that propelled Neil Armstrong et. al. to the moon.
I am asking for equal trade in 1990 Upper Deck cards since I have no real interest in rocketry. And I hope you can see from the 1952 Topps Babe Ruth RC in the background that I am in all ways a trustworthy person with whom to do business with. My thanks in advance for your fair offers.