i got a few email complimenting me on my humor when this went up....http://cgi.ebay.com/t3-TURKEY-RED-CABINET-CHRISTY-MATHEWSON-no-creases-t-3_W0QQitemZ5233837617QQcategoryZ86840QQssPageNameZ WDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItemthe description is 100% accurate.