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Old 02-23-2021, 08:26 AM
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Todd Schultz
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Default Cheap, real and beautiful

Act fast and this could be yours for a cool half mil, guaranteed by world renowned RPA and sealed in the most secure holder imaginable:

Incredible investment potential. You're a fool to let this one slip by, and don't insult the seller with an offer for even a nickel less. Me. I'd jump on it, but I don't trust the postal service with something that valuable and Canada is not letting us in these days to pick it up in person.
I'm gonna be a happy idiot, and struggle for the legal tender
Where the ads take aim, and lay their claim, to the heart and the soul of the spender
And believe in whatever may lie, in those things that money can buy,
Thought true love could have been a contender.
Are you there? Say a prayer, for the Pretender,
Who started out so young and strong, only to surrender
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