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Originally Posted by Exhibitman
Rectal surgery. Three days out, taking the maximum dose of vikes, I couldn't sit up for more than a few minutes. And using the toilet...looked like when Captain Kirk gets hit with the brain ray on Star Trek.
Honorable Mention: when the novocaine wore off during a vasectomy.
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Jesus Christ, you've been violated in both front and rear
And I thought having my shoulder pop out and reset multiple times was bad...