[DaveW]

A little Covid Humor . . .

• I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

• This virus has done what no woman has been able to do: Cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!

• Looking to trade a 24-pack of toilet paper and half a can of Lysol for a 4 bedroom house. Message me!

• Quarantine has turned us into dogs: We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.

• My husband and I decided we don’t want to have children. We will be telling them tonight at dinner…

• Summer 2020 is like being 16 again...Gas is cheap and I’m grounded.

• I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.

• Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

Feel free to add your own.