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Old 07-07-2022, 05:09 AM
Kaneen Kaneen is offline
Kevin
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Default Well, maybe...

"Is there any possible ways these are good?"

Very good question! While I agree with the other members' assessment of this ball for the most part, I actually think there might be a possible way the Ted Williams signature could be good!

Here's how:
1. Use rubbing alcohol and wipe the current Ted Williams "signature" off of the ball.
2. Patiently wait for medical science and cryogenic technology to advance.
3. Thaw Ted's slightly cracked head from it's current frozen state.
4. Attach Ted's thawed head to viable 3-D printed body parts produced in a lab incorporating his own DNA.
5. Attend the 2078 National Convention in Chicago where regenerated Ted will be making his first public autograph show appearance and pay the $1 Million Tristar fee to have regenerated Ted re-sign your ball. (Note: There will be a $100,000 upcharge and a 3 year wait time to have PSA/DNA authenticate the DNA used in Ted's hand he signed with...The ball will then be sent to CSG for them to authenticate that it actually was PSA/DNA who authenticated the DNA.)

Good luck...Please come back to this thread and post pics when you get it done!
Kevin

(PS...As for the other players I cannot think of any possible ways.)
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