Several years ago, I was hiking through the woods alone when I heard a load rustling and branches snapping. I turned to see a very large black bear charging straight at me. Then seemingly out of nowhere some guy appeared, wrestled the bear to the ground, then yelled "Get outta here!". The bear ran away. Disoriented and still frightened, I saw the guy raise one fist in the air and levitate. As he flew off over the treetops, I noticed he was wearing a cape embroidered with "David B Vintage". Probably the same guy.
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