Posted By:
David DavisI am sure that one of the largest patent law firms would be MORE than willing to go into open court to defend a client that had their (notice the pluarl) feelings hurt when talking about baseball cards.
Judge - Mr BLANK, please state your case:
Mr BLANK - "If it please the court. Whilst perusing the world wibe web, even though we know that the liberal leader Al Gore invented it, we happened upon a reference to our name taken in vain. We then were advised by our cadre of barristers and legal representatives to bring action against the defendant. The rogueish manner in which we are portrayed is insulting, inciteful, and dare we say, nefarious.
Judge - Mr. BLANK, what web site were you on.
Mr. BLANK - A web site for antiquities and emphemera as it relates to our national pastime.
Judge - You mean baseball cards?
Mr. BLANK - Yes your honor.
Judge - Case dismissed. If you bother our legal system with such frivoulous lawsuits again, I will lock you up.