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Old 09-06-2014, 11:38 AM
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Barry Sloate
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Originally Posted by frankbmd View Post
Lots of questions

I suspect you had four shirts in the rotation years ago and now have five?

When a shirt goes on the DL, what is the reason?
fading, tear, stain, etc

Have any of your shirts ever had Tommy John surgery and by whom a surgeon or a tailor?

Do you have minor league shirts to bring into the rotation when there is an injury to one of your starters?

What does your "closer" look like and how long are you able to wear it?

Any potential Hall of Famers in your current rotation?

How do you keep track of your pitch count each day?
I have more than five but they've all come up lame.

My shirts don't go on the DL until they disintegrate, like dandelion spores.

My wife has sewn a few shirt holes for me. It takes a full year until they are ready to wear again.

My plain white tee shirts are my minor leaguers.

I add steroids to my laundry detergent, so no, there aren't any potential HOFers.

Net54 T-shirt is my closer. He's saved the day on many occasions.

I pitch one shirt per day into the hamper...it's rare for my pitch count to reach two.

Last edited by barrysloate; 09-06-2014 at 01:31 PM.
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