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Posted By: Gilbert Maines

No, don't give up the beer. Just fine tune the operation:

Sit outside
Yell at people
Drink beer

but add:

Toss the empties
Have them retrieved by young girls
Wearing bikinis

This is not a baseball game tho.

You would have to be the lifeguard at McCovey Cove beach.

Plus you'd get the occasional ball hit out of the park across the way.

Well, I guess the young girls would retrieve that for you too.