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Originally Posted by piecesofthegame
Right. My mom always said I was a little slow.
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My mother used to tell me that it was really amazing what I had accomplished in life with all my limitations.
My mother liked to spend Mothers Day alone.
When the doctor told my mother she was pregnant, my mother asked for a second opinion.
My mother told me I was born on Black Friday.
I once got a 95 on a test; my mother told me to make friends with the boy who got the 96 because he's smarter than me.
When I got engaged my mother asked my fiancee why.
No respect, i tell ya, no respect.
Thanks, you've been a great crowd. Enjoy Little River Band.