[drc]

I use spray on tan. The girls don't complain. Much.

Only a slightly more serious note: Often when I take a photo (I own a camera not a scanner) the item looks different than the original in my hand (man, that sounds graphic). I have to enhance the photo just to make the item look like real.

Now you know why the have those color bars at the bottom of some proofs. To check if the colors are genuine or off. If every eBay seller put a color bar in the photos, we could tell who's fooling who.

As a photo collector, my problem are sellers who have slightly off focus images of photos. There's no way you can tell how clear in the picture until you receive it.