It does sparkle though.
While riding my 10 speed through the neighborhood, working on my girlish figure this AM. I stumbled across this little nugget out behind the little league field. The crew told me it's all hush hush, so dont say nuthin. Sadly, it's just a temporary facade, couldnt stand up to the wind. (Adam Sandler movie?)
Worth a trip over, if you're coming down anyway, to swim with the great whites.