[Big Six]

I am flattered that you refer to me so formally! I see our relationship blossoming right in front of my eyes. Look, I've got a better shot at enlightening my dog on the error of her ways than I do with you, so believe me, I won't make any further commentary along those lines. You are obviously a lost cause, a lonely little man and someone to feel pity for...nothing more.

I am amused at your assessment of my intelligence, too! My wife often accuses me of acting like an idiot, something my three little girls seem to appreciate...I guess guess you can't please everyone. And you have me nailed on grammar...I'm nothing without spell check! As for a substance abuse problem, I've not seriously given it any thought up until now. Quite frankly, any more interaction with you and I might need to be medicated.

As for what I aim to accomplish, well that part is simple. At first it was to call you out for being a pompous, condescending prick...no one has the right to treat people the way you do and you really should be ashamed of yourself. You're parents obviously didn't raise you properly...it appears you were more dragged up.

Now, however, I engage you only to keep you from your tireless pursuit of Ultra High Grade Rare Cards...because certainly you can't walk and chew gum at the same time. Until our next exchange, I remain commited to calling you out for the fraud that you are...enjoy!