Your attempts to portray us as a coward behind a computer screen, whilst not true and amusing, only reinforces the fact that you are a flaming idiot.

As for running into you at the National, why don't you tell us the time you
would like to meet- let's meet at O'Hare- go out on the runway, and we'll make sure to run into you. If you bring along any cards, make sure they are high grade and well protected.

Sweet dreams