[Rob D.]

As Karl Marx said on You Bet Your Wife: "Say the secret word and win $100."

In this case we'll let you in on the secret: It's Nap Lajoie. And if you have some rare ones to sell, it'll net(54) you more than an Alexander Hamilton.

Let us know what you have, and if you hit the Marx, we'll make an offer.

Remember our manifesto (though we don't want to Harpo on it): Satisfaction guaranteed; you won't be Grouchy.

Please write in ultra-high-grade supreme confidence.

(Note: We're not interested in postwar cards with Gummo stains.)