I see Jay pulled out one of his Richard Simmons photos. Jay is far too modest to let you all know that he is the world' s foremost collector of Richard Simmons memorabilia. Posters, videos, even an ampule of Richard's perspiration (frozen for preservation purposes) and a lock of hair are among the many items I heard that Jay owns, all locked away at an undiclosed location for obvious security reasons.
Rumor even has it Jay is available for celebrity look-alike appearances, having sweated to the oldies so frequently that he and Richard are now virtually indistinguishable. He's still working on the voice though.
