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Originally Posted by sando69
i hereby confess to being the most pathetic net54 member, since i am unaware of who this is...
when you can't keep track of the players, perhaps it's time to purchase a program!
now... how do i get invited to the giant fart contest?
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Mark,
It's probably just the screen name you don't recognize, because, surely, you know Marshall Barkman III very well!
You have probably played a round or two of golf with him. (You lost.) You probably have 2 or 3 of his CD's playing in your car as we speak. (You may not like them, but your wife is in love and your kids are banging their heads.) You have probably bid against him in many auctions, if not cards, then antiques. (Sorry. Again, you lost. He always gets his item.)
If you now remember him and wish to catch up on old times, head to The National in August. He'll be the guy at the bar with the hot girl, check that, many hot girls, in fact, all the hot girls. (Joann not included.)