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Originally Posted by Fred
Posts/threads associated with Bruce always seem to be very lengthy. Whether he starts the post or the post is about him the threads seem to take on a new life of their own.
- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.
- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.
- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.
- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.
- He lives vicariously through himself.
- If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
- Mexico once cancelled Cinco de Mayo because he had a scheduling conflict
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I don't always drink, but when I do....I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friend!
From James (the non-alcoholic Mormon)
