Originally Posted by Fred

Posts/threads associated with Bruce always seem to be very lengthy. Whether he starts the post or the post is about him the threads seem to take on a new life of their own.

- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.

- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

- He lives vicariously through himself.

- If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

- Mexico once cancelled Cinco de Mayo because he had a scheduling conflict

Ok, he's not the most interesting man in the world but this board seems to find the time to chime in on the posts in which he participates. Let's do a poll!!!

1. I like Bruce
2. I don't like Bruce
3. I really don't like Bruce, I'd like to kick him in the balls
4. Whilst I don't care for the Bruces I do seem to find his posts interesting