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Originally Posted by Rob D.
Fantastic idea.
In Bruce's honor, I suggest the awards be called The Groupies.
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How about "The Celibates"? The trophy could be topped with a mirror so all the winners can see is their own reflected glory...
William Shatner: You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just baseball cards! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little hobby into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!
[ a crowd of shocked and dismayed Bruces.... ]
I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?
[ to "Bruces" ] You, you must be almost 60... have you ever kissed a girl?
[ "Bruces" hangs his head ]
I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't collect cards and do nothing else, I LIVED! So... move out of your studio apartment! And try speaking to a real live woman, and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just baseball cards dammit, IT'S JUST BASEBALL CARDS!