If this isn't one of the best Seinfeld exchanges, I don't know what is:
RAY: Your friend is crazy.
GEORGE: Oh, I'm crazy!
JERRY: (Still pleading) George, george..
RAY: I've got to get going. I have a class.
GEORGE: Oh ho! Class, huh? At Columbia? Let me tell you something, pal. I called the registrar's office. I checked you out. They have no record of a Ray Thomas at that school! You liar!
RAY: Well, that's because I'm registered under my full legal name, Raymond Thomas Wochinski. Ray Thomas is my professional name.
GEORGE: You mean alias.
RAY: You are starting to make me angry.
GEORGE: Well, that was bound to happen!
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