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Originally Posted by Peter_Spaeth
I wonder how the Shaolin monks would view spending so much wealth on the accumulation of baseball cards?
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Okay, the monks in this monastery are allowed to speak only two words once every ten years so this newbie monk has his first chance to speak in 10 years and he contemplates and comes out with "Food bad"....ten years pass and the same monk says "Bed hard".....another ten years go by and finally the monk says "I quit"....and the head monk says "I don't blame you, you've been complaining ever since you got here".