I spewed coffee when I read this description.
"This soiled old ball is not the cleanest babe Ruth ball, but, you also know that nobody forged a dirty, GU ball as well. It is red and blue laced, official as well, and comes black ink, sweet spot signed by the "Sultan of Swat" himself. Ball itself is a 3 or so, dirty, but not abused, while the sought after signature is a decent 5.5-6.0 overall. It can be read easily from 12 feet away and value is lower thousands. "
That was equivalent to an old Jerry Lewis movie.
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