"You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church."
-Bill "Spaceman" Lee
"They throw the ball, I hit it. They hit the ball, I catch it."
-Willie Mays
"We (the Mets) are a much improved ball club, now we lose in extra innings!"
and anything else by Casey Stengel (
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/quotes/quosteng.shtml)
"(Ty) Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit."
-Babe Ruth
"Pick 'em up at 7:00, stick your hand down their panties by 7:05. If they go for it you've got it made. If they don't you've got the rest of the evening to find somebody else."
-Christy Mathewson
(nah nah, jus' keedin', it was Leo Durocher)
