[jerrys]

Hi Barry,

Board member Bob Lemke must have an amazing list of contributing articles. Perhaps he will post before this thread is closed.

O/T A story before shutting down.

At a World Series game a man sat down in a box seat behind the first base dugout. Next to him there was an empty seat. The man on the other side of the empty seat says to him: “It’s incredible that anyone would not show up for a World Series game”. Somberly, the other man says: “Well…the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away.”

“Oh I’m sorry to hear that. But couldn’t you find a friend or relative to take the seat?" The man shakes his head and says: “No. They’re all at the funeral.”