Auction house exec: I'm shocked, shocked to find that shilling is going on in here!
[a collector hands the exec a pile of money]
Collector: the winning bids, sir.
Auction house exec: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
[aloud]
Auction house exec: Everybody out at once!
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