[drc]

But everyone knows I don't have a little sister. I could give it a cigarette and a glass of wine and pretend it's my Aunt Janice.

I saw a show on a master rare book thief, who stole from libraries, the government, universities, etc. It involved fake identities and disguises, stealing after hours and during hours, fake stamps, etc. The FBI considered him a criminal genius, one agent saying he was the smartest thief he'd ever seen. And the guy didn't steal for money. He was a book lover who kept the books on his shelves at home.