Erik,
I couldn't help but think of your book when I read this today... It's not that humerous (as someone did die), but still...
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07082009..._ch_178230.htm
NJ MAN DIES AFTER FALLING INTO VAT OF CHOCOLATE
CAMDEN, N.J. -- Police say a 22-year-old man died after falling into a vat of boiling chocolate in New Jersey.
The accident happened at a facility owned by Lyons and Sons in Camden.
Police tell WPVI-TV in Philadelphia the chocolate was being mixed.
The name of the worker has not been released.