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Jason L"I will pick up a couple hundred next time I'm down in the States."
Wait a minute, Jodi - are you Canadian?! Did anyone else here know this?
-I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that!"

Barry,
There is a direct positive correlation between pounds of mashed potatoes eaten and one's ability to provide quality customer service - it's in one of the USPS training videos. Another topic covered is the inverse relationship between the speed with which you move and the USPS' abililty to control air conditioning costs in the summer months.
RobD,
It's ok that you have friends in the USPS. We can overlook that.