Posted By:
Bruce BabcockNEW SPORTS COLLECTIBLES HEDGE FUND TO OPEN -
PRIMARY CONSULTANTS TO BE JOHN COBB AND RAY EDWARDS
Dewey, Cheetham & Howe Select, L.P.
DEWEY, CHEETHAM & HOWE staff analyst
DEWEY, CHEETHAM & HOWE is launching its newest hedge fund, the DEWEY, CHEETHAM & HOWE Select, L.P. By law, hedge funds are largely unregulated by U.S. security laws and are strictly prohibited from advertising. As a result, the DEWEY, CHEETHAM & HOWE Select, L.P. hedge fund is offered as a private investment partnership. We can only extend this offer to fewer than 100 lucky investors who meet certain important qualifications. DEWEY, CHEETHAM & HOWE Select, L.P. will diversify between a number of different investment styles, strategies and managers to completely control all risk.
According to The Stock ReportTM, DEWEY, CHEETHAM & HOWE Select, L.P. is positioned for a 22% return during the first quarter after launch. Thereafter, returns can be expected to grow at an average rate no less than 32%, based upon similar returns from funds run by the experienced investment team at DEWEY, CHEETHAM & HOWE using similar strategies and the latest technology.
DEWEY, CHEETHAM & HOWE Select, L.P. is a private, unregistered investment pool that is unencumbered by disclosure and filing requirements imposed by the Securities and Exchange Commission. This massively reduces our administrative costs. In addition, the tax implications are superior for the individual investor because all monies will be safely held in off-shore tax havens. Unlike traditional investments, DEWEY, CHEETHAM & HOWE Select, L.P. will not track recognized indexes. DEWEY, CHEETHAM & HOWE Select, L.P. will seek out unconventional investment strategies, which will guarantee much higher returns.
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DEWEY, CHEETHAM & HOWE Select, L.P.
PO BOX PSA8910
Grand Cayman KY1-1102
Cayman Islands
Tel: (345) 555-5555 Fax: (345) 555-5556
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In a totally unrelated story:
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Just to be clear, for those keeping score at home, I am not, nor I have I ever been, "the Bruces."