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marshall barkmanRob D.....the answer to your question is simple.... oh no i better hide..........werrrrreeeerrraaaaa.....werrrrraaa.. .siren going off....ohhhh noooo....it looks like wait a second is that......hmmmmmm....ohhhhjeeezzzz....that is a giant jawbreaker with a whistle on top and Network54 signs on his door.......shhhhhh....shhhhh....every media outlet in the country is here for this one....cnn,nbc,espn,rolling stone..........crowd is buzzing and camera flashes are going off.......one reporter like a idiot asks "hey Wonka what happened to the chocolate eclair flying saucer?".......the reporter is instantly and i mean instantly beaten to death by the other Network54 moderators because how dare anyone speak until spoken to.....Wonka steps out of the jawbreaker and raises his hands.........the crowd goes instantly silent because your sweetness is about to speak while the dead reporter is carried off in a bodybag.
Wonka speaks........
If Marshall would have posted this picture there would have been 0 responses because no one would dare want to associate themselves with being a part of...........-Gasp-.......wait a second i see a guy coming thru the wave of reporters.......i cannot be clear on who it is..........is that.....-Gasp-......why yes that is.......it is Jeff Lichtman...........Lichtman has a bullhorn to make his point......uhhhh ohhh....who is that running thru the crowd.....oh sh&^%t look out jeff...look out bro......it is akatz with a briefcase full of negative reports from certain students...........whoooossssshhhhhhh.......he swings and misses.........Lichtman jumps and and ....jeezzzzz it looks like Ty Cobb kinda sliding into third kicks Akatz in the .....yowziieeeeee....
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