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Anthony S.- Motorcycles with absurdly loud mufflers (Dude, why does everyone within a six block radius need to know you're going somewhere?)
- teaching someone how to play cribbage and then losing to them the very first game they play because they draw double-doubles every frickin' hand (this happens WAY to often)
- Two of the five voices in my head (the other three are generally agreeable and quite mellifluous)
- The dismaying trend of special effects trumping plot and character development in movies.
- Vince from Shamwow. It's a frickin' towel, dude.
- The fact that "trepidacious" isn't a word (it should be, it's the logical extension of trepidation, right?)
- Tommy Lasorda/ The Dodgers
- People that insinuate you're not a real fan if you leave in the bottom of the 7th when your team is down 14-2. This isn't jury duty and I'm not paying $9 for my next beer.
- Those people that order one cup of coffee at Starbucks and then monopolize a table for the next 5 hours (I just want to read the paper for 10 minutes, this isn't the Oklahoma land rush)
- Athletes referring to themselves in the 3rd person (Schizophrenia is treatable)
- The fact that Cal hasn't been to The Rose Bowl since Charlemagne.