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John "Next time you post a picture of your girlfriend on the floor of your residence, please ask her to dress properly"
Bruce I’ll give you that one, that’s funny! Good one ol’ chap!
Also, Bruce I’m deeply hurt that you would make fun of my girlfriend above “Bruceina” that night we had our first experimental encounter with each other was special for me. I told you as we lay together spooning each other that you may have ruined me for all women; it took me sometime before I could find a woman built with your characteristics. And well Bruceina and I couldn’t be happier!
But you want to hear one that’s really funny?
I’ve got one for you, it’s about this guy named “B” who dresses like an out of work math teacher calls a rental car service a “Limo” service. But wait it gets even funnier this guy claims he works and owns a corporation called a “group” that specializes in merger & accusations.
Yet by looking at this guy it’s clear to see the last thing this guy merged with and or acquired was an extra value meal supersized, or perhaps a Dominoes pizza delivered to his massive two bedroom apartment/office or “World Headquarters” as he calls it.
But the fun just keeps on coming so don’t stop laughing yet folks! This guy constantly posts about money, high grade cards, world economy and claims to have one super tough want list. The main reason it’s tough is simple, because all of the cards on it he can’t afford, or folks wont sell them for half price.
But like all good stories there’s a sad part folks, the sad part is “B’s” just a normal guy who probably did ok with his life, collection and career. But instead of taking pride in that fact, he would rather live in a fantasy world where he pretends to be something he and everyone around him knows he’s not.
That’s right folks, yet more financial advice from a guy who doesn’t even have the courtesy to ask if he can chip in for a dinner he was invited too. Yes a true superstar of wealth and the economy that does the old dine and dash better than a hobo riding the rails.
We find this very sad indeed.
* The following is entirely fictional. Any likeness to real life events or characters is purely coincidental. Wonkaticket takes no responsibility for any similarities between the following and real life*
That should keep the legal threats to my inbox to a minimum.