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judson hamlinA neutron walks into a bar- asks the bartender "how much for a beer"?
bartender says, "for you, no charge".
A proton walks into a bar, says "hey, bartender, I left my wallet in here last night - have you seen it"? Bartender asks, "You sure"?
Proton says, "I'm positive"
An electron walks into a bar, goes to the far end, orders a beer and starts to cry. bartender walks over with his beer, looks at him and asks, "Why so negative"?
Here all week; try the veal...