Posted By:
Jodi Birkholm
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SLAB-RENEW, THE PENULTIMATE IN SLAB SIMONIZATION!!! DO YOUR SLABS GET CRACKED, SCRATCHED AND DENTED DUE TO CARELESS HANDLING, JUGGLING INCIDENTS GONE WRONG, CHILDREN BANGING THEM TOGETHER, OR ENCOUNTERS WITH GODZILLA OR MOTHRA? OF COURSE THEY DO! I HAVE THE SOLUTION! *SLAB-RENEW* !!! SIMPLY APPLY A SMALL AMOUNT OF SLAB-RENEW TO THE AFFECTED AREA OF YOUR SLAB, RUB IN WITH MY HANDY "OXI CLOTH", AND JUST BUFF OUT!!! IT'S THAT EASY! EVEN A GRANDMOTHER CAN DO IT!
BUT WAIT!!!
CALL NOW AND WE'LL DOUBLE YOUR ORDER! YOU HEARD RIGHT, THAT'S TWO EIGHT OUNCE BOTTLES OF SLAB-RENEW FOR THE SUPER-LOW PRICE OF JUST $19.99 (JUST PAY SEPARATE SHIPPING AND PROCESSING).
THERE'S MORE!!!
CALL WITHIN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES AND I'LL SEND YOU AS A FREE GIFT MY BILLY MAYS "SPRAY-ON HAIR IN A CAN"!!! THE CHICKS CAN'T TELL!!! (JUST PAY SEPARATE SHIPPING AND PROCESSING.)