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Jason Lfor those SNL scripts...funniest thing I have read in a long time. Just had to explain myself here at the office for laughing too hard.
two robbers walk into a bank
while they are holding up the teller, one of the guy has his mask fall off.
So he lines up all the patrons against a wall and starts to go down the line, asking each person, "Did you see my face?"
First guy answers yes, and the guy shoots him dead
Second person answers nervously, "only a little bit, for a second" Bang, shot dead.
Robber asks the third guy in line, "Did you see my face?!" to which he answers, "No, -but my wife here saw everything!"