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Sean Connery: I'll take "The penis mightier"
Alex Trebeck: What?
Sean Connery; [Gesturing toward the board] "The penis mightier."
Alex Trebeck: That's "The PEN is mightier."

Sean Connery: I'll take "The Rapists" for $200
Alex Trebeck: That's "Therapists"

Sean Connery: "Jap anus relationships" for $200
Alex Trebeck: "Japan US relationships"

Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a nauseous mallard, Trebeck? The bird is a sick duck...I can't remember the rest but your mother is a whore.

Classic SNL...

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