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Kenny Cole"Bull****," er, "bulldog," that would simply mean that your reading comprehension "ability," to the extent it exists, is even less advanced than your writing and reasoning skills. While I frankly didn't think that was possible, you have now proven me wrong.
Fear not though. I've heard that there are places that specialize in helping those types of problems. Sylvan Learning Center comes to mind. It did wonders for my neighbor's six year-old. Maybe you should explore that. I think the odds are better than 50-50 that if you give maximum effort you can get your reading comprehension skills up to at least the level of my neighbor's six year-old by this time next year.
You are a prime example of the old adage that it is better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove the point. Since you have failed miserably at pretending to be a lawyer, for your next act maybe you can pretend to be a brain surgeon. That might be easier. After all, you seem to have successfully removed yours. Have a good day.
Kenny Cole